An attractive String walks into a java cafe, and sees an int, a boolean, and a double sitting at the bar.
The int walks up to her and says, "Hey baby, we can make interesting things happen with you around me." The String promptly slaps him, and the int walks away.
The boolean walks up to her and says, "Hey girl, you don't know me yet, but you can trust that I'm your true love." The String rejects him as well, saying, "Not until I say so!" and the boolean walks away too.
The double tries next and says, "I may not be good with money, but I can definitely show you a good time." The String quickly declines and orders her drink.
The bartender asks casually asks, "Were those primitives bothering you?"
The String says, "Yeah, totally.... They've got no class!"
